I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!!!!

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sodamnrelatable:

5 hours sleep on weekends:

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5 hours sleep on weekdays:

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unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

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suspend:

me everyday:

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achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

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xiza:

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oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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